Life is Weird.

I live in Tacoma Washington. Judson, 24 years of living on this gravity well, spiraling around this nuclear fireball. Still having an Existential crisis. . Former Marine no longer a slave to Uncle Sam. Words of description: Anarchist single, 'out to lunch', Malformed Public duty gland, and a deficiency in moral fiber precluding me from saving Universes. Possibly a dreamer (jury is still out). A bit rude, a bit crude, a bit into myself. Nothing of importance: Don't listen to me, because I am Mostly harmless.

Don’t join the Marine Corps if you ‘like money’

I got promoted… which is weird because I didn’t even do anything to be promoted…

hey former Marines, when you go to your IRR Muster, make sure you try and talk to everyone there. There is a lot of helpful Information. 

I love how Green Lantern from the Justice League is a Marine.

Seriously though you guys, every time I went to the PX I always saw a ratio of 7 to 1 Fat Marine wives to not fat wives. Followed by a pack of kids. I consider it an accomplishment that I made it out of the Marine Corps unmarried and without kids (that I know of). It would suck having kids at this point in my life…

You know what I am doing these days? I fucking sleep til 10 ish, and fuck about in Washington, and go on adventures with my puppy.  I don’t have to take care of any kids, or wives. it is fucking awesome. If I wanted I could take off for Australia or India right now and never come back.

You know how turning in CIF gear is supposedly the most painful thing in the Marine Corps? Yea I finished that shit and almost done checking out all within like 4 days.

Why are the all the Cute Marines that are females either Married or in a relationship. like the fuck.

Just be single or something, and then sit and talk for a while. Or they are PFC’s and Lance Criminals, why can’t you be a CPL or something, you know?

Seriously, these facts make me sort of disgruntled. All  the cute ones being in committed relationships and such.

*Side note, I’ve become skilled in spotting whether or not someone is wearing a ring on the ring finger where it matters.

tlcplmax:

They need to start teaching this class at SOI.

I taught myself this when I turned 18.

tlcplmax:

They need to start teaching this class at SOI.

I taught myself this when I turned 18.

Some lucky girl gets to have sex with that one day. Hash-mark sewn on medals and ribbons mounted.  Ready for the ball and consumption of alcohol.

Some lucky girl gets to have sex with that one day. Hash-mark sewn on medals and ribbons mounted. Ready for the ball and consumption of alcohol.

I have as much time left in the Marine Corp as it takes to grow a baby… better not get anyone pregnant.


I’m sorry I can’t hear you over how AWESOME my helicopter is.

I’m sorry I can’t hear you over how AWESOME my helicopter is.

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I’m a Marine. We’re always first.

—Master Sergeant Greer ‘Stargate Universe’


Flyboys flying Marines.

 Seriously you guys if you haven’t hung your feet off the back of a helicopter flying a couple thousand feet in the air… you haven’t lived…

Flyboys flying Marines.

 Seriously you guys if you haven’t hung your feet off the back of a helicopter flying a couple thousand feet in the air… you haven’t lived…

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