Don’t join the Marine Corps if you ‘like money’
I got promoted… which is weird because I didn’t even do anything to be promoted…
I love how Green Lantern from the Justice League is a Marine.
Seriously though you guys, every time I went to the PX I always saw a ratio of 7 to 1 Fat Marine wives to not fat wives. Followed by a pack of kids. I consider it an accomplishment that I made it out of the Marine Corps unmarried and without kids (that I know of). It would suck having kids at this point in my life…
You know what I am doing these days? I fucking sleep til 10 ish, and fuck about in Washington, and go on adventures with my puppy. I don’t have to take care of any kids, or wives. it is fucking awesome. If I wanted I could take off for Australia or India right now and never come back.
You know how turning in CIF gear is supposedly the most painful thing in the Marine Corps? Yea I finished that shit and almost done checking out all within like 4 days.
Why are the all the Cute Marines that are females either Married or in a relationship. like the fuck.
Just be single or something, and then sit and talk for a while. Or they are PFC’s and Lance Criminals, why can’t you be a CPL or something, you know?
Seriously, these facts make me sort of disgruntled. All the cute ones being in committed relationships and such.
*Side note, I’ve become skilled in spotting whether or not someone is wearing a ring on the ring finger where it matters.
Marines wash the HH-46E after a salt water search and rescue mission.
Some lucky girl gets to have sex with that one day. Hash-mark sewn on medals and ribbons mounted. Ready for the ball and consumption of alcohol.
I have as much time left in the Marine Corp as it takes to grow a baby… better not get anyone pregnant.
I’m sorry I can’t hear you over how AWESOME my helicopter is.
Master Sergeant Greer ‘Stargate Universe’
Flyboys flying Marines.
Seriously you guys if you haven’t hung your feet off the back of a helicopter flying a couple thousand feet in the air… you haven’t lived…