Life is Weird.

I live in Tacoma Washington. Judson, 24 years of living on this gravity well, spiraling around this nuclear fireball. Still having an Existential crisis. . Former Marine no longer a slave to Uncle Sam. Words of description: Anarchist single, 'out to lunch', Malformed Public duty gland, and a deficiency in moral fiber precluding me from saving Universes. Possibly a dreamer (jury is still out). A bit rude, a bit crude, a bit into myself. Nothing of importance: Don't listen to me, because I am Mostly harmless.

supersmashthestatebros:

but the police are just trying to do their job! and restore order! by operating in the same heavyhanded way that caused the disorder in the first place!

(via wittneytheancap)

White House cybersecurity chief: 'You don't have to be a coder in order to really do well in this position'

In an interview with GovInfoSec on Thursday, White House cybersecurity coordinator Michael Daniel said that his lack of technical knowledge is an advantage in his position. He has minimal professional background in computer security, and feels that, “You don’t have to be a coder in order to really do well in this position. In fact, actually, I think being too down in the weeds at the technical level could actually be a little bit of a distraction.”

Dr. Edward Felton, a professor of computer science at Princeton, took to Twitter to critique Daniel’s boast:

This criticism has been echoed elsewhere, with Daniel Cooper at Engadget remarking, "Maybe we’ll start working on our application to become the next surgeon general, after all, we have seen at least four episodes of ER.”

 - - Bonnie Kristian

But no, you have to have at least some level of knowledge of how exploits work, and how escalation of attacks work. And what are the common types of attacks. I mean this guy directs policy, and he has no fucking clue what the people who works for him are doing? At one point I thought a nice cushy government job was the way to go. But I’d rather be working for some private Security research company blasting out articles and reports warning people of how shitty our network infrastructure is, along with how we are networking systems into the internet that should even have a line or access to the internet ever, in no place or time.

(Source: hipsterlibertarian, via priceofliberty)

freexcitizen:

strugglingwithmyself:

misssuzyvalentine:

itsthelesbiana:

dickprintbandit:

facts-i-just-made-up:

A Long Island Iced Bee
Made with Vodka, Gin, Tequila, Rum, and LIVE BEES.
The Long Island Iced Bee is becoming popular in college towns across America despite its noxious odor and the intense throat pain is causes. The bee sting venom is said to accentuate the alcohol for a smooth buzz, but doctors warn the drink can be fatal to those allergic to bees, and is extremely poor for any drinker’s health.

white nonsense.

^^^^

Like we need bees actually alive pollinating stuff and preventing crop failure etc etc… not helping frat boys get drunk, but also those are fucking wasps.

Those look like wasps to me.

This post is a fucking train wreck

those are definitely wasps…..

freexcitizen:

strugglingwithmyself:

misssuzyvalentine:

itsthelesbiana:

dickprintbandit:

facts-i-just-made-up:

A Long Island Iced Bee

Made with Vodka, Gin, Tequila, Rum, and LIVE BEES.

The Long Island Iced Bee is becoming popular in college towns across America despite its noxious odor and the intense throat pain is causes. The bee sting venom is said to accentuate the alcohol for a smooth buzz, but doctors warn the drink can be fatal to those allergic to bees, and is extremely poor for any drinker’s health.

white nonsense.

^^^^

Like we need bees actually alive pollinating stuff and preventing crop failure etc etc… not helping frat boys get drunk, but also those are fucking wasps.

Those look like wasps to me.

This post is a fucking train wreck

those are definitely wasps…..

(Source: sodomies)

At 19, I read a sentence that re-terraformed my head: “The level of matter in the universe has been constant since the Big Bang.”
In all the aeons we have lost nothing, we have gained nothing - not a speck, not a grain, not a breath. The universe is simply a sealed, twisting kaleidoscope that has reordered itself a trillion trillion trillion times over.
Each baby, then, is a unique collision - a cocktail, a remix - of all that has come before: made from molecules of Napoleon and stardust and comets and whale tooth; colloidal mercury and Cleopatra’s breath: and with the same darkness that is between the stars between, and inside, our own atoms.
When you know this, you suddenly see the crowded top deck of the bus, in the rain, as a miracle: this collection of people is by way of a starburst constellation. Families are bright, irregular-shaped nebulae. Finding a person you love is like galaxies colliding. We are all peculiar, unrepeatable, perambulating micro-universes - we have never been before and we will never be again. Oh God, the sheer exuberant, unlikely face of our existences. The honour of being alive. They will never be able to make you again. Don’t you dare waste a second of it thinking something better will happen when it ends. Don’t you dare.

Caitlin Moran (via scatteredandshining)

(Source: lustsandluxuries, via hyggehaven)

Open Letter from The Huey P. Newton Gun Club

freexcitizen:

Huey P. Newtown Gun Club press release:

The recent murders of unarmed black, brown, and whites across the United States of America has eradicated trust in the police. Individuals across this nation have been stripped of due process, subjected to state-sponsored police terrorism, and continue to suffer the fate of being terminated extra-judicially.

In Dallas the police have murdered over 70 unarmed individuals, most of the black and brown men, over the last ten years. Excluding a recent incident where police testimony was contradicted by surveillance footage, there have been no indictments since 1973.

The people, who are gunned down and murdered by violent and militarized police forces, have formed the Huey P. Newton Gun Club, for the specifc purpose of self defense and community policing.

In response, Black and Brown residents of the City of Dallas will conduct the first of an ongoing and necessary armed self defense patrols through our communities in the coming week.

We, the Huey P. Newton Gun Club, hereby put forth the following non-negotiable demands and promote these conditions for the protection of our communities:

1. We demand the immediate end to police brutality, harassment, and murder of the people.

2. We assert the right of the people, particularly those of color, to bear arms and protect themselves where local, state, and the federal government have historically failed to do so.

3. We demand that the media, in coordination with police, cease immediately assassinating the character of victims subject to police terrorism.

For more information regarding the upcoming armed self defense patrol in Dallas, TX. contact the Huey P. Newton Gun Club at:

Email: huey_p.newton@mailfence.com

Twitter: @HueyGunClub

#bringbackpolicingpolicepatrols

priceofliberty:

Ya’ll can call me disillusioned all you want, I’m not the one being duped into voting for Change™ that will never come from Capitol Hill.

cerebralzero:

betteroff-fed:

I read things people post on here and it makes me think you all should run for president. You would all run it better than most people now.

The majority of people on tumblr couldn’t be trusted run a children’s ball pit responsibly let alone a whole country.

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"Anyone who is capable of being made president should on no account be allowed to do the job."

kasaron:

underattack86:

cerebralzero:

ragemovement:

Huey P. Newton Gun Club
A group of 30 black men and women (and growing), in Dallas, who wish to resurrect the black movement of self-defense and self-determination in the name of the past Black Panther leader. 
Wednesday they publicly debuted staging an armed, but peaceful rally and march/police-the-police patrol around Malcom X and Martin Luther King Boulevard for just under and an hour and a half.
The Gun Club’s Demands are as follows:
 1. We demand the immediate end to police brutality, harassment, and murder of the people.
2. We assert the right of the people, particularly those of color, to bear arms and protect themselves where local, state, and the federal government have historically failed to do so.
3. We demand that the media, in coordination with police, cease immediately assassinating the character of victims subject to police terrorism.
(Source)

I like their choice in firearms. Shotguns and SKS rifles. Cheap(to arm many) and efficient.
Also I spy two SKS model M rifles.

I can barely hear the loud sweating of anti-gun liberals over the deafening roar of pro-gun libertarians getting ecstatically hyped. The Happening is upon us and it’s shaping up to be something special.

Savings to post to some anti-gun people who spout racist rhetoric.

kasaron:

underattack86:

cerebralzero:

ragemovement:

Huey P. Newton Gun Club

A group of 30 black men and women (and growing), in Dallas, who wish to resurrect the black movement of self-defense and self-determination in the name of the past Black Panther leader. 

Wednesday they publicly debuted staging an armed, but peaceful rally and march/police-the-police patrol around Malcom X and Martin Luther King Boulevard for just under and an hour and a half.

The Gun Club’s Demands are as follows:

 1. We demand the immediate end to police brutality, harassment, and murder of the people.

2. We assert the right of the people, particularly those of color, to bear arms and protect themselves where local, state, and the federal government have historically failed to do so.

3. We demand that the media, in coordination with police, cease immediately assassinating the character of victims subject to police terrorism.

(Source)

I like their choice in firearms. Shotguns and SKS rifles. Cheap(to arm many) and efficient.

Also I spy two SKS model M rifles.

I can barely hear the loud sweating of anti-gun liberals over the deafening roar of pro-gun libertarians getting ecstatically hyped. The Happening is upon us and it’s shaping up to be something special.

Savings to post to some anti-gun people who spout racist rhetoric.

(via freexcitizen)

girl-meth:

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS ITS THE CUTEST THING WTFJSKDKSLD

(Source: bleu)

poorlybehavedamy replied to your post:
Buy me a butterfly knife?

Matching butterfly knife set? I think yes.

I think the peak of John Travolta and Nicolas Cage’s acting careers was ‘Face off’… it was like ‘Inception’ but a only slightly better.